“You’ve Poked The Bear”: Jeanine Pirro and Tyrus Unleash $2 Billion Media Blitz That Could Crush CBS, NBC, and ABC

“You’ve poked the bear… now you’ll feel the wrath.”
Those eight words didn’t just echo off the marble walls of a Manhattan press room — they detonated across the American media landscape like a political warhead.

In a move that left jaws on the floor in Hollywood and suits trembling in Midtown boardrooms, Jeanine Pirro — the firebrand former judge and Fox News star — has declared a full-scale information war on CBS, NBC, and ABC. And she’s not marching into battle alone. At her side is Tyrus, the larger-than-life conservative commentator and ex-wrestler, and backing them is a staggering, fictional $2 billion war chest.

A Declaration of Media War — And a $2 Billion Wrecking Ball

It all began with a surprise press conference earlier this week. Pirro stood tall at the podium, now in her fictional role as Interim U.S. Attorney for Washington, D.C., flanked by Tyrus and a phalanx of attorneys, digital influencers, and former Fox execs. The mission? Dismantle what she calls the “legacy media cartel.”

“They’ve lied to the American people for decades. They manipulate, they censor, and they spin. Enough is enough,” Pirro declared, slamming her fist.

Tyrus added:

“I may be a wrestler, but this is real combat. We’re not here to play nice — we’re here to end the lies.”

The Game Plan: Truth, Firepower, and a Streaming Invasion

The fictional initiative, dubbed “TruthWave,” is more than a lawsuit — it’s a full-frontal, multiplatform assault. With financial backing from anonymous conservative mega-donors (rumored to include Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, and a secretive “Trump Victory Consortium”), the duo has reportedly raised over $2 billion to fund:

Massive lawsuits against CBS, NBC, and ABC, citing “chronic defamation, election distortion, and hostile censorship.”

FCC complaints targeting bias and political discrimination in network newsrooms.

The launch of TruthWave, a Fox-adjacent streaming platform aiming to compete directly with Peacock, Paramount+, and Disney+.

A coordinated social media blitz — with over 1,000 conservative influencers, including MAGA firebrands and country music legends, flooding X (formerly Twitter) with #FoxFightsBack and #CrushTheCartel.

Industry Panic: Ratings Slide, Sponsors Flee, Execs Go Dark

If the plan was to cause chaos — mission accomplished.

In the week since Pirro’s announcement:

NBC’s Nightly News ratings dropped 5.3%, with viewers citing “lack of trust.”

CBS pulled reruns of Tracker from prime time after online backlash.

ABC’s ad revenue dipped as at least 7 national sponsors suspended their buys, reportedly demanding “brand-safe guarantees.”

An anonymous ABC executive whispered to The Hollywood Streamer:

“They’ve united a base we thought was too fractured to fight back. We weren’t ready for this.”

“Truth Blitz” Goes Viral — 20 Million Hashtags and Counting

Tyrus has become the digital spearhead. With his 3.2 million X followers, he’s released daily exposés comparing rival networks’ 2024 election coverage to “Soviet-style propaganda.”

In one clip, he mocks NBC’s climate crisis coverage, saying:

“They cry over floods, but ignore Biden’s FEMA failure. You call that journalism?”

Meanwhile, Pirro is reportedly preparing subpoenas to investigate what she calls “shadow collusion” between network execs and White House staffers during key political events — a claim both explosive and unproven.

Liberal Meltdown and Conservative Celebration

While the left-wing media cried “conspiracy,” millions of Americans saw something else — revenge.

“She’s using the badge to fight the swamp,” wrote @LibertyEagle2025.
“Jeanine Pirro just gave the conservative movement its nuclear option.”

On Truth Social, Donald Trump himself chimed in:

“Jeanine is making media great again. And they’re terrified.”

Fox News’ Gutfeld! hit record viewership, even beating CBS’s The Late Show. And TruthWave’s beta site reportedly crashed after 5 million pre-subscribers attempted sign-up in the first 48 hours.

What’s Next? Legal War, Streaming Domination… and a Reckoning

Sources say Pirro’s team has already drafted over 100 pages of legal action, including:

Demands for on-air corrections from CBS anchors.

Financial damages tied to “election interference by omission.”

DOJ ethics complaints citing “systemic liberal favoritism in public broadcasting.”

Meanwhile, ABC’s crisis PR budget has ballooned to $12 million, and Lester Holt is reportedly considering early retirement.

Final Word: The Battle Lines Are Drawn

In a recent post on X, Pirro wrote:

“This isn’t just about news. This is about truth. You don’t get to smear half the country and call it journalism.”

Whether TruthWave becomes a new media empire or just a high-stakes gamble, one thing is certain:

Jeanine Pirro and Tyrus didn’t come to negotiate. They came to conquer.